Okay, I wasn’t attacked – but this woodchuck was certainly eyeing me up for dinner the other day at work. Luckily I spotted the little bastard as he or she took up an attack position underneath the Chevy Blazer that was conveniently parked to my right.
Since woodchucks generally are busy chucking wood in the forest, it was pretty clear that man was on menu (and by man I mean ME) for this chucker – why else would he/she be in parking lot? There’s no wood in parking lots….
Anyway, it all worked out – I called in to work, advised them that I was sick. and drove home.