This has to be the least revealing inteview of all-time. Oprah’s schedule for the rest of the week includes:
Tuesday: LeBron James will appear live with Oprah to reveal to the world that the Heat won the NBA Championship in 2012.
Wednesday: An interview with John Anderson, inventor of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” Mr. Anderson is expected to finally reveal the shocking truth – it’s not really butter!
Thursday: Chris Marks, NASCAR spokesperson, will finally come clean and admit that NASCAR really isn’t a sport, it’s just cars driving in circles.
Friday: Noted zoologist Katherine Thompson will appear to announce that after years of exhaustive research her findings indicate that ‘Planet of the Apes’ is not in fact a documentary.