Merry Christmas!! To be honest in case you do not know, tomorrow is actually Christmas, but since I will not be doing a post tomorrow I figured now is a good time to wish everyone happy holidays!
And, in other news, I found my future wife:
Apparently all I have to do is convince Cecil Chao’s daughter, Gigi, to stop being a lesbian, get divorced from her wife, marry me, and I will collect somewhere in the vicinity of sixty-five million dollars!
In other, other news Syracuse lost:
Saturday marked the first loss of the year for Syracuse as they came up short against Temple. Temple is a school best known for having it’s school appear on sweatshirts Bill Cosby is wearing, and for being repeatedly overrated in the 1990’s and screwing up my bracket during March Madness. The officiating was questionable at the end, but missed free throws ultimately did in Syracuse as they repeatedly missed on their trips to the charity stripe.
In other, other, other news I still have lots of merchandise available for all your post-Christmas apology gift needs:
So, if you get in a fight with your family at Christmas, or steal some presents that were meant for your brother, or forget to buy a gift for one of your parents nothing says SORRY better than a mug from Human See, Human Do!!!!